Drina the Barbarian wields the powerful relic Tarenbour the war axe.
When forged by the priests of East Kingshall it was imbued with the intelligence of the greatest member of their order, Brother Adulfo Taren. Also known as “Saint Taren” and “Taren the pure”. Adulfo was a good man, the best they say, always kind, fair in a conflict, slow to anger, and quick to defend the weak. A man of few words. The perfect choice to be the conscience of a magical axe.
Funny thing when making a copy of one’s intellect, you get everything, the good and the bad. Well, turns out the reason Adulfo spoke so little, he had a wicked tongue. Loved to swear and usually had a barbed and cruel insult on the forefront of his thoughts.
Tarenbour the war axe says things that would make the most hardened warrior blush.
Just before battle Tarenbour has been known to bring into question the parentage of all opponents in the vicinity. Make brazen accusations about their sexual habits and preferences. And describe the private and unpleasant place its blade will soon be placed.
Drina wishes she had a different axe.